104 weight loss quotes that I like. Caution!!! Inspiration ahead!!!

  1. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells last FOREVER!!!
  2. I don’t consider fat a disease. I mean, c’mon, who had the gun to my head? Nobody. What gene in my body says I have to eat four cakes instead of two? It’s a choice. Kirstie Alley
  3. I’m the same weight now as I’ve always been-even before having children-but I have to say there’s been a redistribution of the flesh! Francesca Annis
  4. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. Anonymous
  5. Those who indulge, bulge. Anonymous
  6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Anonymous
  7. Your stomach shouldn’t be a waist basket. Anonymous
  8. I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since 1990. Dave Barry
  9. Obesity is a mental state, a disease brought on by boredom and disappointment. Cyril Con
  10. "Success is not a place that we aspire to, it is a process in which we live by. Often the only ingredient being the ability to not quit" - author unkown
  11. I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.
  12. Whether you want to be thick or thin IS A MATTER OF TASTE!!! --Daniel Worona.
  13. RELISH TODAY. CATCHUP TOMORROW.
  14. HUMOR BUTTON: CAUTION: HUNGRY DIETER, MAY BITE IF PROVOKED.
  15. IT'S NOT THE MINUTES SPENT AT THE TABLE THAT PUT ON WEIGHT, IT'S THE SECONDS.
  16. A DIET IS WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO TO SOME LENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR WIDTH.
  17. Diet slogan: TAKE CHARGE, DON'T BE LARGE. --Daniel Worona
  18. BY THE TIME I'M THIN, FAT WILL BE IN.
  19. Handy dandy dieting tip: CARROT CAKE COUNTS AS A SERVING OF VEGETABLES.
  20. Q: What do you call an overweight monster?A: OBEAST
  21. "Never trust a skinny cook"
  22. "Never trust a fat dietitian"
  23. "The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live."- Socrates
  24. "Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip."- Arnold H. Glasgow
  25. "Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork."~English Proverb
  26. "Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake."~Author Unknown
  27. "I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge." ~Paula Poundstone
  28. "People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. "~Author Unknown
  29. "I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat."~Jennifer Greene Duncan
  30. "To lengthen your life, shorten your meals." ~Proverb
  31. "I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short."~Shelley Winters
  32. The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something.
  33. There is nothing permanent except change.
  34. When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hold on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
  35. Take twice as long to eat half as much.Anonymous
  36. The tragedy in life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.Benjamin Mays
  37. Victory belongs to the most persevering.Napoleon
  38. Success is not a race, be patient.
  39. Success leads to success.
  40. Success is always a work in progress.
  41. Success doesn't come to you--you go to it.
  42. Success is a journey, not a destination. Focus on the process.
  43. Some people dream about success... while others wake up and work hard at it.
  44. Success is achieved and maintained by those who try-and keep trying.
  45. Everyday is a good day to SUCCEED!If at first you don't succeed-try, try again
  46. When you get to a plateau, think of it as a landing on the stairway to your goal. And maintenance is a lifelong plateau, so a bit of "rehearsal" for maintenance isn't the worst thing in the world
  47. "Any experience can be transformed into something of value. Everything depends on the way you look at things. You cannot have the success without the failures.
  48. What are stumbling blocks and defeat before you, can be stepping stones to victory if you remain determined
  49. I wake up every day with the realization that this is it, that there's only one shot at this life and I can either enjoy the ride and live it to its fullest and to my highest potential or I can stay the way I am.
  50. Make the decision, then do something - no matter how small - toward accomplishing what you want.
  51. Persevere and you will win the prize.
  52. Your past does not equal, nor does it dictate, your future.
  53. One definition of insanity is: Doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result.
  54. We fail because we don't strike the iron while it's hot. We don't take immediate action toward achieving what we want. We decide to wait until tomorrow, or next week, or even next month.
  55. It comes down to a simple question: what do you want out of life, and what are you willing to do to get it?
  56. Listen closely: the only time it's too late to change yourself is when you're dead. Until then, you're simply making excuses or lying to yourself.
  57. If you didn't need a pill to get fat, why would you need one to get unfat?
  58. You won't fail if you're not perfect, you'll fail if you're not committed to improving yourself slightly each day.
  59. Rather than aiming for being perfect, just aim to be little bit better today than you were yesterday.
  60. "Anything is possible, It's your choice whether or not you choose to make IT happen."
  61. What would you attempt, if you knew you could not fail?
  62. "You have failed only when you quit trying. Until then, you're still in the act of progression. So, never quit trying and you'll never be a failure.---Tommy Kelley
  63. "If we defend our habits, we have no intentions of quitting them."
  64. If you want what you do not have, you must do what you have not done.
  65. IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE BUT HOW BAD YOU WANT IT!!
  66. Your body keeps an accurate journal regardless of what you write down...
  67. Every time you are tempted to react in the same old way, ask if you want to be a prisoner of the past or a pioneer of the future. ~ Deepak Chopra ~
  68. He who gets up one more time than he falls, makes it through...
  69. Determination today leads to success tomorrow!
  70. Quitting is NOT an option.
  71. I can do this...I know I can. It's just going to take time & patience.
  72. Start doing what's necessary, then do what's possible, and suddenly you'll be doing the impossible!
  73. "My life tomorrow will be the result of my attitudes and the choices I make today."
  74. In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned is that the most difficult way is, in the long run, the easiest! --Henry Miller
  75. My world is expanding as my butt is shrinking!
  76. "Don't sacrifice your future for a momentary pleasure"
  77. "Never give up on a dream just because of the length of time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway."
  78. A year from now, you may wish you had started today- Robert Schuller
  79. "If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got"
  80. "Never trade what you want the most for what you want at the moment"
  81. To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.- Anatole France
  82. Great changes may not happen right away, but with effort even the difficult may become easy.- Bill Blackma
  83. "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" confucious
  84. "The greatest thing you have is the 24 hours in front of you.The past is gone; the future is distant.Today you CAN succeed.Set a goal you can achieve in the next 24 hours."
  85. "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go..."-T.S. Eliot
  86. "The fishermen know the sea is dangerous and the storms are terrible, but they have never found this sufficient reason to remain on shore." Vincent Van Gogh
  87. "Obstacles are what we see when we take our eyes off the goal." Rita Davenport
  88. "The odds of hitting a target go up dramatically when you aim at it." Mal Pancoast
  89. "Things that seem hard are not always that hard. Put one foot in front of the other, and you'll get to the end."
  90. "Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your Destiny." Frank Outlaw
  91. "When you name your fear you can face it.When you face it you can defeat it!" By CW on boot camp buddies
  92. "Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently" - Henry Ford
  93. "There is no fate that plans men's lives. Whatever comes to us, good or bad, is usually the result of our own action or lack of action."- Herbert N. Casson
  94. "Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent." - Marilyn Vos Savant
  95. "Only One Pound" Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a pound of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound!Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it.That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight.Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one pound."For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing.And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!!After all, I'm ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT!!! - Author Unknown
  96. You must act as if it is impossible to fail.~Ashanti Proverb
  97. "The road to someday, leads to the town of nowhere. Procrastination is the silent killer."~Anthony Robbins
  98. "Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow."~Ronald E. Osborn
  99. "There are two choices really.You can either surrender to the pressures of life and the struggles of this particular battle....or you continue the fight...and do so with even more vengence and determination to reach your goals then you did before.I choose the fight.....I know what it will get me."~ Kim - Getting2Goal.com
  100. "There is no one giant step that does it. It's a lot of little steps." ~Peter A. Cohen
  101. "Clear your mind of can't." ~Dr. Samuel Johnson
  102. "That which we persist in doing becomes easier to do; not that the nature of the thing itself is changed, but that our power to do is increased." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  103. "Success is not a place that we aspire to, it is a process in which we live by. Often the only ingredient being the ability to not quit" - author unkown
  104. "AND IMAGINE" Recall the things that have held you back. And imagine how you now can get beyond them. Think of the problems that have frustrated you so. And imagine how you can now rise above them. Look at how far you've come. And imagine how far you can now go. Think of all that you've learned. And imagine what you can now do with that knowledge. Consider all you've done in the past year. And imagine what you'll now be able to do. You're now in a better position than ever to imagine the very best. And what you can imagine will lead to what you can be. -- Ralph Marston

Weren't those AWESOME!!! My favorite thing is to read weight loss quotes. They are SO inspiring to me! I hope they are to all of you too!

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